Five Steps
Here are five steps to guaranteed public execution on grounds of extremely unusual interest and social behavior:
1. See a beetle, rejoice.
2. Try to kick it gently with shoe but allow beetle to stick itself on the sole.
3. Pick up beetle and play with it. Jokingly (for you, at least) scare the on-lookers, especially the squeamish women.
4. Warn all other species to avoid killing the said beetle, after a merciless few attempt spraying it with cigarette embers.
5. Let go of beetle and offer a simple explanation to the curious higher species as to why it hisses.
That's all there is to it. Wait for the vile jokes that come soon after, forcing you to spit out the genus and species of the said creature for an extended moment of shame.
The scientific name is Oryctes rhinoceros. Happy now? I'm not even a friggin' Bio major (so it's not surprising if I got it wrong). BOO.
1. See a beetle, rejoice.
2. Try to kick it gently with shoe but allow beetle to stick itself on the sole.
3. Pick up beetle and play with it. Jokingly (for you, at least) scare the on-lookers, especially the squeamish women.
4. Warn all other species to avoid killing the said beetle, after a merciless few attempt spraying it with cigarette embers.
5. Let go of beetle and offer a simple explanation to the curious higher species as to why it hisses.
That's all there is to it. Wait for the vile jokes that come soon after, forcing you to spit out the genus and species of the said creature for an extended moment of shame.
The scientific name is Oryctes rhinoceros. Happy now? I'm not even a friggin' Bio major (so it's not surprising if I got it wrong). BOO.
posted by esereth at 12:45:00 PM
8 Comments:
Haha!
ang funny. =p
nu ngyare?
You were the one who saw the beetle and rejoiced right? :)
Oh Jung. Hahaha.
Oi let's have a Christmas thingy! :)
Ang nangyari ay... exactly that. :)
rhinoceros? ui, diba yun yung beetle na may horn?Ü bihira na lang ako makakita ng may horn..
gaano kalaki beetle?Ü wow!
saya dibaÜ
pakita ko naman sayo yung cricket ko (pag naipost ko na..hehehe) Ü
sosyal nga yun eh, sa makati shang pa nakatira!Ü
What is this Beetle?
LOL @ Makati Shang! Haha. Siya nga yung may horn but the horn isn't that big so di masyadong creepy. Pero ang cool nung exoskeleton, parang armor. Hehe. Sayang nga walang pic.
It's my favorite aside from John, Paul, George and Ringo. LOL
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